Gossip Break: Secret Married Couple Alert!

• Did Nicole Richie and Joel Madden secretly get married this week? [LaineyGossip]
• Balloon Boy’s parents - the Hennes - allegedly want a reality show. Of course they do.  [DListed]
• Hey, it’s John Mayer’s 32 birthday and all he got was his sad ex-girlfriend. [PopEater]
• 4Chan totally pwned the Balloon Boy-obsessed media. [Buzzfeed]
• Pete Wentz totally redeemed himself by cutting his hair, but now his eye make up fetish has gotten worse. [PITNB]
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