Wednesday, June 17, 2009

If Will And Jada Smith Show Up On Your Doorstep, Lock The Door

Jada Pinkett has been terrifying Redbook readers by sharing her secrets to keeping her love life alive.  It’s as simple as fornicating in other people’s washrooms.

“Be sneaky… your girlfriend’s house at a party. The bathroom. A bedroom.  Think of places outside that are comfortable to have sex.  Does he have access to his office? Have a fantasy date. Be his secretary!  (Do) anything it takes to keep the flame alive.”

How many of Will and Jada’s friends are having their houses disinfected at this very moment?

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